Spanish Teacher Humour
Spanish teacher in Detroit
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la casa.’
‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’
A student asked, ‘What gender is ‘computer’?’
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer’ should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men’s group decided that ‘computer’ should definitely be of the feminine gender (‘la computadora’), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (‘el computador’), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
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Spanish cultural experience in Detroit
LA CHISPA FLAMENCO THEATRE
10/16/09 at 8PM $20
In the world of flamenco dancers, Valeria Montes is aptly called “La Chispa” (“The Spark”). She learned her art in her native Mexico and in the United States, and perfected it with the masters of gypsy flamenco in Sevilla. She is especially known for her passionate and graceful interpretation of cante flamenco and for her dazzling footwork. For this performance at Music Hall at the Jazz Café , La Chispa will be accompanied by extraordinary musicians. Singer Chayito Champion , was born into a family of flamenco artists in San Antonio, Texas. She began singing at an early age and has captivated her audiences worldwide. Internationally known guitarist Luis Linares (“El Tiburon”) comes from a gypsy dynasty of flamenco performers and has been playing and singing and composing flamenco music since he was a young child. This is a rare and exciting confluence of artists, not to be missed.
350 MADISON, DETROIT
Tickets: 313.887.8500
Booking: 313.887.8532
Rental: 313.887.8520
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Great Use of Typography in Modern Web Design
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El dia de Colón
Biografía de Cristóbal Colón
Cristóbal Colón nació en Génova pero algunas personas creen que puede ser catalán, castellano, francés, griego, etc. Por otro lado, la fecha de su nacimiento es entre el 26 de agosto y el 31 de octubre de 1451.
Era hijo de un matrimonio de humildes tejedores: Diego, Doménico o Domingo Colombo y Susana Fontanarrosa fueron sus padres.
Se interesó desde niño por la navegación y, desde muy joven, trabajó como grumete.
En 1477, cuando vivía en Lisboa (Portugal), se casó con Felipa Muñiz de Perestrello, con quien tuvo a su hijo Diego (en 1482).
Interesado por la geografía, leyó tratados y conoció los mapas que circulaban en su época. Deseaba llegar a las Indias Orientales, tierra en las que suponía que iba a encontrar grandes tesoros.
En 1484, cuando falleció su esposa, viajó con su hijo a España y residió en el Convento de la Rábida. Allí, los monjes aceptaron sus teorías y proyectos.
En 1486 los Reyes Católicos lo recibieron por primera vez en Alcalá de Henares (Madrid), pero una junta de expertos rechazó sus proyectos.
En 1488 conoció a Beatriz Enríquez de Arana, con quien tuvo a su segundo hijo, Fernando.
Con la ayuda de uno de los religiosos del convento, Fray Juan Pérez, logró el apoyo de los reyes de España, Fernando de Aragón e Isabel de Castilla, quienes financiaron la organización de la expedición.
El 17 de abril de 1492 se firmaron los documentos de Santa Fe, que concedieron a Colón el título de almirante de la expedición, el de rey de la tierra que conquistara y el diez por ciento de los tesoros.
El 3 de agosto de 1492, Colón salió del Puerto de Palos (España) y el 12 de octubre de ese año llegó a la Isla Guanahaní (luego bautizada como San Salvador).
Ya de vuelta en España relató sus experiencias en las Indias y tuvo una excelente recepción por parte de los reyes católicos.
A partir de entonces, Colón realizó otros viajes, pero ninguno logró tanto éxito como el primero.
Olvidado, triste y enfermo, el gran navegante falleció el 20 de mayo de 1506 en Valladolid, en compañía de sus dos hijos y de dos de sus fieles marinos.
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20 Good Reasons to Learn Spanish
Here are our all-time favorite reasons why learning Spanish is so important…
1. The USA has the 5th largest Spanish-speaking population in the world. There are over 35 million Spanish speakers in the United States.
2. The average age of an Hispanic in the United States is 24.8 years old. The average age of a Caucasian in the United States is 38.6 years old. A younger populace has more children.
3. Presently, over 40% of the population growth in the United States is among the Hispanic people!
4. More than 1000 Hispanics enter the United States each day.
5. To be able to communicate effectively with your Spanish-speaking co-workers.
6. To be able to communicate with your employees.
7. President George W. Bush, Ex-Vice President Al Gore, and former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich all speak Spanish. In fact, Speaker Gingrich takes Spanish with Bilingual America.
8. To be able to say, “Yo quiero Taco Bell” better than the average dog.
9. To be able to communicate with your Spanish speaking significant other or to find a significant other.
10. To be able to communicate with your significant other’s family and friends.
11. To avoid memory related illnesses. Studies show that bilingual people have better memory motor skills as they age and are less prone to diseases such as Alzheimer’s.
12. To reconnect with your Hispanic roots. It is many times difficult for those who look Hispanic and have a Latino last name to feel comfortable around other Latinos.
13. To be able to sell your product or service to one or more of the more than 35 million Spanish speakers in the United States.
14. To be able to sell your product or service to one or more of the more than 200 million Spanish speakers in this world.
15. To prepare yourself to communicate on your next trip to Latin America, South America, Spain, Miami, New York, Chicago, Atlanta, Los Angeles, Denver or virtually anywhere else you go in the Western Hemisphere. (If you’re going to Canada to live maybe French might be worth learning!)
16. To get a better and higher paying job.
17. To be able to help Spanish speakers in your area socially or religiously.
18. To improve communications in your work environment. Most Spanish-speaking employees do not really want to be your translator.
19. To be able to teach your employees better safety, success and job skills.
20. To be able to enjoy the warmest and richest culture on earth; the Latino culture.
Learning Spanish will stretch your mind and change your life forever. We have never had someone tell us that they regret having learned to communicate well in Spanish. We invite you to expand your world of opportunities.
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great schools
Why Learn a Second Language?
Ask an American adult about whether she speaks a language other than English, and you’re likely to get an answer something like this: “I took French in school, but I can’t speak it.”
That’s no longer an acceptable response. Not to government leaders worried about the lack of Chinese or Arabic speakers in a post-9/11 world. Not to business leaders concerned about America’s ability to compete in the global marketplace. And not to the parents and students who understand the competitive advantage that knowledge of another language and culture provides.
The 5 C’s
In the 1990s, a coalition of national language organizations developed voluntary national standards for instruction in a second language. These standardsreflect best practices, rather than the reality of language education in most schools and are meant to be used in conjunction with a state’s content standards. They’re organized around 5 goals:
- Communication. This is at the heart of language study, whether it is face to face, in writing or across the centuries through literature.
- Cultures. Students can’t master a language without mastering the cultural contexts in which it is used.
- Connections. Learning languages provides connections to bodies of knowledge that are otherwise not available.
- Comparisons. Comparing and contrasting two languages helps students develop insight into the nature of language and culture, and realize there are multiple ways to view the world.
- Communities. These elements enable students to use the language beyond the school setting.
This pressure to teach students to communicate in a second language has drastically changed methods of instruction in the best language programs.
“What a lot of Americans remember is language as an academic pursuit,” says Marty Abbott, director of education for the American Council on the Teaching of Foreign Languages. “They learned a lot about a language, how to conjugate every irregular verb. Today, the emphasis is on developing students’ communications skills – what they can do with a language. That’s a radical departure.”
But lots of students still aren’t getting this kind of language instruction. In most states, language class is an elective not required for graduation. Language teachers are in short supply nationwide. Language programs are in continual peril of being cut in financially strapped districts concerned about students’ test scores in reading, math or science – the subjects required to be tested under the No Child Left Behind law.
“It’s still seen as an extra,” says veteran teacher Michele Stemler, who teaches Spanish in Portland, Ore.
Parents have a key role to play in advocating for expanded language programs, pressing for better instruction and supporting their children’s efforts to learn a language, language educators say.
How Language Programs Have Changed
Historically, language classes were taken only by college-bound students, and many took the minimum of two years that colleges required. They learned to conjugate verbs in Spanish, French or German, and most graduated from high school with just enough knowledge to pass written tests but not enough to carry on a conversation.
That is starting to change, as the need for fluency in more languages has increased, as technology has made more tools available to teach them and as researchers gain new insights into how children learn.
“We’re talking now about what is it we really want our students to do,” says Paula Patrick, foreign language coordinator for the Fairfax County, Va., public schools. “It’s no longer a check-off to college admission. It’s a tool for communication.”
“We have to think completely differently,” she says. “It’s proficiency, rather than just ‘seat time.’”
Who Should Take Language Classes?
Students with below-average test scores have often been excluded from language study. But research about the way language is learned contradicts that view.
Michael Bacon coordinates language immersion programs for public schools in Portland, Ore. Portland has a nationally recognized program in Japanese, as well as programs in Spanish and Chinese, with one beginning in the fall in Russian.
“Learning a second language should be for all children,” he says. “There is an assumption that it’s only the CEO or businessman who flies around the world needs it.”
“There is a well-documented cognitive benefit for learning a second language,” he says. “It’s not just about language. It’s about making a person a better thinker.”
Language skills are useful to people who never leave home. Police officers, teachers, nurses, business owners and many others will find language skills useful, whether they want to sell products overseas or work in U.S. communities that are increasingly multiethnic.
Research supports the practices of many European nations: Children learn a second language more easily when they are young. As a result, language immersion programs have increased in elementary schools. In these classes, children learn the content of subjects such as math or science in the second language.
But that doesn’t mean it’s too late for older kids to benefit from language instruction.
Learning a second language has been correlated with improved reading ability in sixth-graders, to improved scores on the ACT and SAT, and academic success in college for high school students.
Students who take classical languages, like Latin and Greek, benefit, too. Rachel Gordon, a sophomore at Barnard College, started taking Latin as a high school freshman after taking Spanish in middle school.
Gordon says she took Latin because she heard it was one of the best courses offered at her high school, Berkeley High School in California.
“It actually was helpful to me on the SATs,” Gordon says. “If I didn’t know the words, I could find the root. We learned Greek and Roman history, and that’s the basis of Western civilization.”
Gordon says this knowledge has been helpful in college. “In philosophy, architecture, the myths – it just always pops up. It’s not like you can use Latin when you go to the drug store. But I get a lot of references that other people don’t.”
Students With Learning Difficulties
Learning a second language can be quite difficult for students with some language disabilities.
American Sign Language, which is taught at many community colleges, is a visual, rather than written language that may be a good option. It’s increasingly become accepted for high school graduation and college admission requirements, but it’s important to check with your child’s counselor to find out if he’ll get credit for it.
Students with strong listening and speaking skills may find that Spanish with its predictable sound system is an option.
Stronger readers may find that Latin helps build English vocabulary and doesn’t require as much verbal communication. For more information about language learning and learning disabilities, check LDOnline.
What Colleges Require
Many colleges require two years of a second language. But as the College Board notes, taking more language shows that a student is willing to go beyond the basics so they may prefer more. Check with your child’s counselor and the colleges he is interested in for more information.
If your student is interested in studying abroad while in college, he should research these programs as part of his college search. But the good news is that most colleges allow students to participate in other institutions’ study abroad programs, so most students enjoy a wide variety of options for foreign study.
How to Evaluate a Language Class
A visitor to a high-quality language class is likely to see students working in pairs or small groups, using the target language. They might be asked to take turns composing a phone message they would leave if they were going to be late to meet a Spanish friend. Or they may be discussing an article they read on a Spanish newspaper’s Web site. The point is to give kids a lot of time speaking the language and using it for real-life purposes. The communication is more student-directed with lessons drawn from the Internet or real-life experience. The teacher speaks very little English in class.
Veteran teacher Stemler asks students to make up skits to illustrate knowledge of the parts of the body, uses puppets in warm-up exercises to get students talking, teaches a rap to remember the months of the year and asks her more advanced students to interview native Spanish-speaking students at the school. Her most advanced students do day care for Spanish-speaking so they can attend meetings at the local middle school.
“Students are given a lot of speaking time,” she says. “That means I have a lot less control of accuracy. It’s not about perfection, but can you say something comprehensible? I correct, but I correct by repeating back in the correct form.”
That doesn’t mean grammar gets left behind. Says Bacon: “Grammar is embedded within the lessons, rather than saying we’re going to conjugate Spanish verbs.”
Students no longer memorize artificial dialogues that come from a textbook but use the target language to learn lessons taken from real life.
For example, many nations use the 24-hour clock to tell time, rather than the 12-hour clock commonly used in the United States. Incorporating this into a discussion about telling time gives students cultural information, as well as speaking practice.
Students’ oral and written skills are regularly tested, but the tests aren’t the fill-in-the-blank type. That’s like having a piano teacher ask a child to play one note of a song, says Patrick. Better to ask students to talk or write about a real situation or a character in a story, educators say.
Students learn a second language best through context, research has shown. Seeing posters, newspapers or magazines in the second language; talking about the food; and listening to the music of a particular culture gives them that context. Video clips of native speakers can familiarize students with the gestures and other nonverbal communication clues commonly used in a particular culture.
Resources Beyond the Classroom
It takes a creative teacher to break through teen-age inhibitions, particularly for students who are getting their first experience trying out a new language.
“Think about how young kids learn,” Patrick says. “They love to babble and try out new things. When you’re an adolescent, you don’t get to babble or you sound silly. They don’t want to sound silly.”
Fortunately, there is a wealth of resources on the Web to help teachers and engage students, from anime (animation) and manga (comics) to teach Japanese to free daily podcasts from sites like www.chinesepod.com that students can use at school or at home.
Tom Welch is a former French teacher – and Kentucky Teacher of the Year – school principal and “director of seeding innovation” for the state’s Department of Education. Currently a consultant, he sees himself as a revolutionary who wants to redesign the learning process. He says teachers have to be willing to expand their horizons, to capitalize on the enthusiasm of the kids. And parents may need to push them to do so.
“Folks need to remember that it’s 2007,” says Tom Welch. “The Internet is an unbelievable resource. It’s not used much except to support a traditional classroom approach. The teacher needs to focus on learning a language for the students’ purpose, not the teacher’s purpose.”
“If you’re studying Mandarin and need help in biology, we have lots of ways of finding a tutor in China,” he says. “And you know what? It’s exactly 12 hours’ difference between where I’m sitting and China. If you want to work at 12 p.m. or 12 a.m., we can do that.”
“I see the teacher’s responsibility as being a ‘learning broker’ roping in as many people from around the world into that effort that I can find.”
Web safety is certainly an issue, Welch says, but he argues that it’s up to schools to teach responsible use of the Web not try to block it out of classrooms.
The Bottom Line
Still not sure how to tell if your child is really learning to communicate in his language class? Patrick recommends you visit the classroom and try this:
“Watch a child with a stopwatch,” she says. “In 50 minutes, how much did the child get to say? Ten seconds of speaking a day isn’t enough.”
Challenges Language Programs Face
The College Board started offering AP classes in Mandarin and the federal government is offering grants to increase the study of critical languages. Portland schools and the University of Oregon, for example, are developing the nation’s first Chinese language immersion program from kindergarten through college. But other districts are eliminating language programs to boost funding for subjects targeted by high-stakes tests.
It’s difficult to build and maintain language programs without grants and the strong commitment of school officials, parents and community leaders. There’s also a shortage of teachers, even in the languages most commonly spoken in the United States.
“Yes, a lot of people know Spanish,” Bacon says. “But we need highly qualified teachers who can teach to standards.”
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